Bush goes out jogging one morning and, preoccupied with international affairs, fails to notice that a car is heading straight at him.
A group of schoolchildren pull the president away just in time, saving his life, and a grateful Bush offers them anything they want in the world as a reward.
"We want a place reserved for us at Arlington Memorial Cemetery," say the children.
"Why is that?" asks Bush.
"Because our parents will kill us if they find out what we've done."
North Korean General Kim's joke
at a May 7th meeting between military leaders from North and South Korea
( HT/ Daily Kos )