Friday, December 15, 2006

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006


OhMyGod !

When the TopDog is too stupid to catch his next breath without help , Faux News says:

incoming House Intelligence Committee Chairman Silvestre Reyes (D) can't tell the same difference as the Dumbfuck (R) pResident ?


But in the real world, truth is a bitch:
According to Peter Galbraith, a former U.S. diplomat, the President that began the war was unaware there were multiplesects of Islam in the first place.
"A year after his 'Axis of Evil', Bush met with three Iraqi Americans, one of whom became postwar Iraq’s first representative to the United States. During their conversation with the President, Galbraith claims, it became apparent to them that Bush was unfamiliar with the distinction between Sunnis and Shiites.

Galbraith reports that the three of them spent some time explaining to Bush that there are two different sects in Islam--to which the President allegedly responded, 'I thought the Iraqis were Muslims!'”

But in Bushit Medialand, this doesn't matter, facts do not seem to matter. I watch/listen to 3-4 hours of cable nooze each day and I've NEVER heard them mention the above connected to the BushitIdiot...

I wonder why ???
maybe I should wonder why I wonder...

Monday, December 11, 2006

No, No , NO . ReThugliKKKans are CLEAN, not Corrupt!

( hat tip: )

Oh,,,you mean the facts say they ARE Corrupt?

Well, if you must count, this stuff may qualify ...

* Lester Crawford - Commissioner, FDA - resigned after only two months on the job. Pleaded guilty to conflict of interest and making false statements.

* Carl Truscott - Director, Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives Bureau - resigned. A report by the Justice Department’s Inspector General found that Truscott wasted tens of thousands of dollars on luxuries, wasted millions on whimsical management decisions and violated ethics rules by ordering employees to help his nephew with a high school video project.

* Joseph Schmitz - Inspector General, Defense - Resigned amid charges he personally intervened to protect top political appointees.

* Brian Doyle - Deputy Press Secretary, DHS - Resigned in wake of child sex scandal. Pleaded no contest to 32 criminal counts.

* Claude Allen - Assistant to the President for Domestic Policy- resigned, pleaded guilty to shoplifting from Target stores.

* David Safavian - former head of the Office of Federal Procurement Policy at the Office of Management and Budget - convicted of lying to ethics officials and Senate investigators about his ties to lobbyist Jack Abramoff.

* Steven Griles - Deputy Secretary at the Interior Department - resigned, currently under investigation by the Justice Department for his ties to Jack Abramoff.

* Susan Ralston - assistant, White House - resigned amidst revelations that she had accepted thousands of dollars in gifts from Abramoff without compensating him, counter to White House ethics rules.

* Dusty Foggo - Executive Director, CIA - stepped down following accusations of corruption in connection to the Duke Cunningham scandal. Under investigation.

* Larry Franklin - intelligence officer, Defense - resigned, pleaded guilty to passing secrets to Israel.

* Janet Rehnquist - Inspector General, Department of Health and Human Services - resigned in the face of allegations she blocked a politically dangerous probe on behalf of the Bush family.

* Roger Stillwell - desk officer, Interior Department - pleaded guilty to failing to report Redskins tickets and free dinners from Jack Abramoff.

* Ken Tomlinson, Board Chairman, Corporation for Public Broadcasting; member, Broadcasting Board of Governors - resigned at the release of an inspector general report concluding he had broken laws in spending CPB money to hire politically connected consultants to search for “bias” without consulting the board. At BBG, a separate investigation found he was running a “horse racing operation” out of his office, and continuing to hire politically-wired individuals to do “consulting” work for him. He’s still there.

* George Deutsch - press aide, NASA - resigned amid allegations he prevented the agency’s top climate scientist from speaking publicly about global warming.

* Richard Perle - Chairman, Defense Policy Board - resigned from Pentagon advisory panel amid conflict-of-interest charges.

* Frank Figueroa - senior DHS official, former head of anti-sex-crime Operation Predator - pleaded no contest to exposing himself to 16-year-old girl in Florida mall. Girl says he fondled himself for ten minutes. Figueroa forfeited his badge, gun, and access to databases; employment status pending internal DHS review.

* James Roche - secretary, U.S. Air Force - resigned in the wake of the Boeing tanker lease scandal, after it was revealed he had rather crudely pushed for Boeing to win a $23 billion contract.

* Darleen Druyun - senior contracting official, U.S. Air Force - pleaded guilty and sentenced to nine months in prison for her role in the Boeing tanker lease scandal.

* Marvin Sambur - top contracting executive, U.S. Air Force - Druyun’s boss, Sambur resigned in the wake of the scandal. Investigations cleared him of wrongdoing.

* Philip Cooney - chief of staff, White House Council on Environmental Quality - a former oil industry lawyer with no scientific expertise, Cooney resigned after it was revealed he had watered down reports on global warming.

Never . Fucking . MIND .

Update: More keep rolling in.

Jesus CHRIST ! Of COURSE the Pentagon Jumps with Jesus.

(hat tip: )

Well,,, if Christian Jesus4America can't fight a BushitBloody War against Muslim Evil Doers , what Fucking Good is HE ?

"...Air Force Maj. Gen. Jack Catton (said) that he would discuss his faith with people who came to his Joint Staff directorate within the Pentagon. " ( ...just before ordering deadly bombing strikes on Muslim homes and villages . Praise JESUS ! )

That's because RepubliKKKan
AmericanJesus guides bombs and death to thwart the Muslim terrorist (and civilian) ! See BushIraq civil war example.

Thank you DogButt Jesus: America is Winning Our BushitChristian W-ar !!!


Sunday, December 10, 2006

Video Mad weekend

Way cool stuff's a few:

Train Surfing


3D pinball EasterEgg

Extreme Dice Stacking

Presidential Commission stuff(in pre-Bushit America)


Cool Trick (my friend says this used to be a racist joke tho...)

85 years in 40 seconds


Saturday, December 09, 2006

Is anybody in control of these News Crawls ?

Friday morning on MSNBC was kinda like a (good) LSD flashback to those of us reading the news crawl at the bottom of the screen. We were getting to GroundhogDay the week before the '06 mid-terms !

Cool Man................

I just love the way the story ends.

At around 10:45 et when I noticed that it was on polls in the Senate race between Menendez /KeanJr , I set up the vcr and got these...

And then they had this breaking news,,,Man, I love it that HypocriteHaggard can "step down" TWICE from his church.

At 10:55 et the crawl went dead and didn't come back for almost an hour. Oh well...

( I just noticed our tree in the background of my pics. Ha! )

Have a Merry Holiday everyone !

Friday, December 08, 2006

Can we just uhmm,,,KillBill INSTEAD ?

...Just Kid-ding as Bill Maher would say, HaHa .


But whata DumbFuckDemagogue our pal Billo is. Here's his latest craziness (12-5-6):

"...we (may) have to, (for) example, you know, ( DUH,) level cities like Tehran, kill hundreds of thousands of (OTHER ) people, which... (others) may have to do..." (remaining in-audible due to slobbering and gnashing of teeth)

The funniest thing about the FalafelKid is that he actually believes his fetid shtick . The shtick that says: "My opinion is Fact, and yours is pure horseshit..." . Mr Orally is the human-looking male who has the nerve to say "The NO Spin Zone" applies to the twist he places on EVERY freakin' issue. Can you say: ( phony ) WarOnXmas ?

And this dickwad sperms it sideways on more important things than the weather or local sports. Kinda like your annoying know-it-all and very creepy uncle with that bad aftershave covering his bad smells and bad excuses covering...? Bad,,, touch MMmmmm (wink) ?

I mean COME (LOO) "F" (AH) ing ON ! We ALL know that everything Orilly says is just aNother turn of the mind-screw , more of his asshole opinion just like the rest of us. There would not be a problem HE were to acknowledge this ,,,BUT,

Here's the Diff :

You and I know that much if not most of what we say, write, or expound upon is spin, just our opinion.
Again, No problema.

Mr. Bill on the other hand, believes his word is THE Word (of GawdBill) on whatever XY or Z is the hot topic at our American political/cultural kitchen table .

So the question for today is:

Bill Oreilly ,,, insane or murder crazy ? We already know he's a ChickenHawk, but for now the only question is,,, is Billo FUCKING INSANE ? Or does he just have Murder in his dark heart ?

Only the...Shadow knows, Hm Hm Hm Hm Hm Hm hmHMMMMMMMm !

Sunday, December 03, 2006

It AIN'T Terrrrrriizzuuum if a White Guy or Christian does it...

A white supremacist was recently sentenced for his attempted bloody terrorism. Remember Bill Orilliy , Chris "Tweety" Matthews and Sean insHannity ranting their warnings about this threat to democracy from the American Reich?

Crocker, who told undercover FBI agents of his desire to explode a briefcase bomb while Congress was in session, was found guilty by a jury in about 90 minutes in April.

Oh yeah,,,they and much of the media didn't of course. No story here, move along. But I bet every newsy American knows about a tow-truck driver with a blowtorch and his bogus, evil plot to take down the Brooklyn Bridge tho. Because in CorporateWhoreMedialand, Don Quijote stories about our national security are more important than real threats and events. We wouldn't want to interfere with furthering the corporate whore meme ; "It's just brown-skinned Muslim people we gotta worry about, not white Christians..." . Would we,,,HHHmmmmm?

And then there is this KrazyKhristianKook who our beloved media virtually ignored just last month:

"He doesn't believe they were practicing and applying the Bible the way he thought it should be. He thought there should be a strict, narrow interpretation of the Bible," Warren County Sheriff Larry Cleveland said.

Just like they didn't cover another biblebrother-in-arms, this Christian Terrorist , back in July '04. The dreaded whine of: "...too close to an election..." probably came up in editorial meetings. Being the responsible Fourth Estate folk they are, they sat on it for the time being, you know.

So,,,what happened after the election ?

What The Fuck's goin' on NOW that they can't cover ongoing Christiofascism in America?!?!?


Friday, December 01, 2006

Take THAT Bill Orilly !

This little girl sure knows her ass from her Billo Bushit,,,

Keith says it ALL